- When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
- When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
- When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
- When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
- When you are confused -- I will use little words.
- When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.
- When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy behind....This is actually what people do to me.
This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth..