Wednesday, July 23, 2008

TrueFriendship None of that Sissy Cr@p

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
  • When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
  • When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
  • When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
  • When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
  • When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
  • When you are confused -- I will use little words.
  • When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.
  • When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy behind....This is actually what people do to me.

This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth..


  1. his made me laugh. Thanks for sharing it.

  2. Ok that is about the funniest thing I have ever heard! I so have to make a card with that. Thanks for the morning chuckle :)